Ooh! Look at you!
You seem to be online.
It's funny that, you never are,
You mustnt use your computer much.

But I see you all the time,
On our mutual message boards.
Perhaps your MSN was broke,
Perhaps problems, signing in?

Perhaps you've been going through a tough time,
And it isnt good to talk?
Perhaps someone died, my condolences,
Perhaps you went out for a three week walk?

Or possibly, just possibly,
There's a chance that you were blocking me?

And now you've seen me online,
And you thought "Hey, I'll talk to Barry!"

Well thank you for honouring me,
With your Online Presence, finally.
But...
"Barry may not reply because his or her status is set to Busy".